So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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