she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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