You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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