therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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