do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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