Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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