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i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries

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(239): View more from Florida

My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.

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(905): View more from Ontario

My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.

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(530): View more from California

Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line

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(205): View more from Alabama

And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.

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(614): View more from Ohio

he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment

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(309): View more from Illinois

He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.

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