white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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