i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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