Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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