Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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