i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
im holly from the hills drunk
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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