What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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