Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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