He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Dick very happy bro
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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