this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
