On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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