Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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