It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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