I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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