I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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