So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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