I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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