I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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