i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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