Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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