i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Barsexuality is the new black.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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