"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Randomize
