I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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