i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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