You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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