There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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