I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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