AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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