You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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