**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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