new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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