i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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