And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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