why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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