You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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