Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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