I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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