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(734): View more from Michigan

I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

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(931): View more from Tennessee

there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.

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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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(302): View more from Delaware

Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.

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(916): View more from California

I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.

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Are you really alive right now?

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(941): View more from Florida

Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.

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