We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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