32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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