Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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