Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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