The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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