that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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