he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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