Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Welp...herpes.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
As shirtless as possible
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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