im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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