when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
