I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you win again, gameday.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i think my cat just said my name.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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