just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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